simbl

fuck tim sweeney

japan please just give me the machine

constant reminders constant pain

ok play times, over bring back mint and mango pods. assholes

i still dont understand the point of tailwind

I FOUND THE PART NUMBER 🎉🎉

car… car sick grrr… train? no train sick YIPPEE

linux only breaks when other people are watching i swear

fold the pixel 10 fold for blow up

yearly storage crisis is upon me

emiru on fridge.. hell yeah

adaptive cruise control like that frfr

the smell of winter is upon us

⚠️ Look! Safe to move?

her mom sees it

old texts echo through my mind. constant reflection... repetitive regret.

bring back 3d touch

need a candle with the scent of the smoke when you put out a candle

'use strict' is poor mans typescript

👍 cuz 🔥 || 👍 cuz 👤 … hmm i think latter, no, know latter

APIs are just function calls over the internet

gunicorn really out the window yelling "[INFO] Handling signal: winch"

thinking about ways to improve the factory… 🤔

shoutout my little pony bro

coding on the train is actually such a vibe

she commit on my git til i push

was she testing me chat

setting up an email server is a major PITA

youtube algorithm lowkey fell off

the deeper the voice, the less aggressive swearing comes off

dont catch me on my days off, im asleep bruh 🛌

do non-english speakers seethe about programming languages being primarily based on english

build her for the next man? nah, build her for the current man.

oh… ww3 🙄

radio is an immense rabbit hole

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userbyte

dopamine rat 🐀

when she knows the “reopen closed tab” shortcut

finally figured out useContext... omg

frontend is lowkey harder than backend 🥀

why washing machine timers always be lying

i aint calling you a truther…

diversify revenue streams

monkey monkey monkey woawoawoaw

we need a slur for people who chatgpt everything

where is my wife

charisma

when in doubt, twerk it out.

she got me practicing my barks and shi

ffmpeg my beloved 💖

mk8 cost cutting is saddening

touchpads suck

lowkey hate holiday specials in tv shows

mods… give this guy the ol soap-in-a-sock

word of the week: wild

the sound of boots on wood floors is so satisfying

narwhals… narwhals… swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion. "why" you may ask… well, to put it simply, its because they are so awesome.

good movies & tv shows invoke an emotion i have trouble describing, but every time i feel that emotion its slightly altered... maybe its a combination of emotions?

sex scenes in movies & tv are unnecessary and uncomfortable. you can allude to such things without showing an entire drawn out 3-4 minute scene. we get it, these characters fucked... now continue the damn story.

#1 beef thought poster

the horses name was friday

roll your own everything

water is so good

patterns… recognized.

faux paus… and just like that, opportunity fades

obsidian my beloved

im just a slime in a world full of dirt

pinterest is lowkey goated

music is a beautiful thing…

tiktok banned 🥳

locate is the root word of allocate

creature feature, featuring, the creature.

periodt, no tampon

to fomo, or not to fomo - stoner cat

ribbed for her skibidi

do torta farts get trapped in the labyrinth

i am a machine that turns sleepiness into ideas and unfinished projects

man.. i fucking LOVE the photos app. so locked in… so beefed.. .

hello world